School Days, School Days

Today my private tutor came to give me lessons. Mom says I'm being home-schooled. Teacher was mean. She sprayed some yucky tasting stuff into my mouth whenever I tried to "mouth" her. It tasted so bad I tried to get it off of my tongue by licking her paper, her pants, the couch, everything. Then she got nicer and taught mom and dad things to do to help me to be good. Teacher had lots of treats. I like treats.

Teacher said that I didn't have "the social skills." I'm not sure what that means, I'm very social! I love people and other dogs! I'll crawl all over anyone! Am I not supposed to do that?

By the time teacher left I was so tired. School is hard!